Best Email EVER

Look what someone at my publisher sent me:

Subject: Very Important O’Reilly Questions
To: (Someone At My Publisher)

1. do you know the author of this book, about which i received a press release this morning:
2. is he as cute in person as he is in his author photo?
3. is he single?

yes. that is what my life has come down to.
that is all.

I’m naturally speechless… so, will say nothing further on the matter. 😉